Why do I already want to watch the second half of Stranded again?
I feel like this is a serious problem.
Probably because of this
and this
and this
oh and definitely this
Honestly I don’t see a problem here ;)
Poor depressed baby Jacob.
BUT, holy crap did that kid grow up fast. (and well)
And am I the only one that went straight to LOST and went, it’s okay baby Jacob one day you’ll be an island spirit or whatever the crap I’ve not finished that series yet, so yeah?
Source: eowyning
Stranded: A Swiss Family Robinson Liveblog
What is this movie even about?
Ooh we gettin’ banished? What’d we do?
Danielle: Sad Face.
Ooh dramatic music.
Bonnie Wright?
Danielle: Little baby Ginny!
Danielle: Shhhhh. I hate how they use fake babies in movies.
Danielle: Holding the Bible, good to go.
Danielle: That is so not a baby!
Me: That’s a doll.
Danielle: Music! That’s festive! That’s what we need on a leaky ship.
Danielle: Oh they’re lashing. That’s sad.
MORE PRESSING MATTERS? NO WAI?
Danielle: WHOOOSH. I feel like Moby Dick should just show up any minute now.
Danielle: At least he wasn’t mutinied.
Are we stealing jackets?
Danielle: No jacket for you— you’re dead!
Danielle: Bonnie Wright’s lost? You’ve got to find her! Maybe she’s in the Chamber of Secrets!
Danielle: Speak Parsletongue to it! Maybe it’ll move!
We’ll just keep making bad Harry Potter jokes!
Danielle: The minis! The minis are going to —
Me: ISENGARD! The HOBBITS ARE GOING TO ISENGARD!
LIFT! LIFT! LIFT!
Danielle: Hurry before you die, or drown.
What the hell is that fuzzy afro thing?!
JACOB?!!!! THE ISLAND?! WE HAVE TO GO BACK KATE WE HAVE TO GO BACK
They have crabs. Hehehehhehehehehhehehehe.
Okay who’s related to who and how?
Danielle: I think we are missing minis.
“I hate this place.” Me too.
Danielle: Y U NO LIKE COCONUTS?
Danielle: I’m still in shackles I don’t understand— oh I thought she was going to hit him in the head!
Danielle: ALL THE ROCKS AND TREES!
Danielle: They made it to the top of the rock.
Me: I’M KING OF THE ROCK!
Danielle: At least we know there’s pigs to eat.
Me: At least we know that there’s bacon.
Danielle: Stranded but there’s bacon. SCORE.
Danielle: THE BACON’S GOING TO EAT YOU!
Danielle: Are we sleeping in the tree? Away from the wild bacon?
Misty: A wild bacon has appeared.
Danielle: You’re alive! The wild bacon didn’t eat you!
Danielle: Who died and made you king of the island?
Me: We can vote him off of the island.
Danielle: Survivor! Swiss Family Survivor! Andrew Lee Potts can be the host guy.
Me: At least he’d stay pretty that way.
We don’t need to worry about Jacob. He’s the island spirit.
Danielle: They look like they passed out. Too much wine.
Danielle: BABY!
Me: No it’s the doll again.
PUPPIES!
JUST don’t eat them. If you eat them I swear to god I’ll rage quit.
Who sleeps in the water?!
Uhm…
Danielle: What up people? Waaaaaazzzzz uppppppp?
Putting on that jacket is really important apparently.
That’s not english….
Danielle: Shiny.
I wouldn’t wanna be wandering the forest in a long dress.
We’re building tents and and kennels.
Danielle: It’s very important to build kennels so that they don’t get eaten by wild bacon. Or it’s to catch wild bacon.
“What will Jacob be eating now?” You’re just a little Debbie Downer aren’t you?
Danielle: KILLLLJOOY.
Danielle: MONKEY ALMOST KILLED BONNIE WITH A COCONUT. NOW THEY ARE PLAYING CATCH!
Me: Screams when the knife happens on the fruit.
Danielle: No fingers for you.
Danielle: BACON!
Me: That’s not bacon, that’s a moo cow!
Danielle: But soft what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and the moo cow is the sun! HE’S PETTING THE MOO COW! I want to pet a wild moo cow.
The hell kinda flag is that?
Danielle: Awkward one.
Do we have to stand in the water?
Danielle: Yes.
“Too late.” Danielle: Sucks for you.
Danielle: Kind of looks like a pilgrim.
Me: Aw, elephants! Danielle: EFFELULMPS!
Danielle: The mini got lei’d.
But why’s the rum gone?
Danielle: I was thinking that Andrew Lee Potts was going to be the Jack Sparrow one.
Ooh nice dreadlocks.
Wait what? What kind of profit?
Just be friends, it’s okay.
Danielle: I thought she was going to say the F-word.
“Savage with a boat.” I’M ON A BOAT
Danielle: Human sacrifice!
Me: Thaaaaattt’sss creepy.
Danielle: I love that they wore their best clothes to go to the middle of nowhere.
Hahhhaha Snake. Hahhah Chamber of Secrets.
Danielle: The Basilisk has come! She’s going to die. That’s unfortunate. Fawkes where are you?
Danielle: CHOP HER LEG OFF!
Me: OFF WITH HER LEG!
Danielle: Maybe the wild bacon can help!
ALL THE WILD BACON!
Danielle: Their gonna cut her leg open, grossssss
Misty: I’d have knocked her out, not gonna lie.
Me: BOOM
Danielle: Because attracting sharks would be fun.
He doesn’t speak english. FYI.
Danielle: Namaste.
Awkward boat is awkward.
Awkward is awkward all around. Say it, spell it, fingerspell it. Awkward.
WE’VE GOT EYE MOVEMENT. WE’VE GOT EYE MOVEMENT
Misty: DIE
Danielle: Right, just die aleady.
Danielle: We’ve spent this entire movie waiting for Andrew Lee Potts and he’s not even in it.
Misty: Show us the sexy one NOW.
Danielle: SEXY NOW.
Danielle: Aw, Nama Ti Ti leaving. Oh wait water. Please hold must stay hydrated.
Still doesn’t know english.
Misty: I’m seeing Titanic in the future.
All of us: WOAH
Misty: See?!
Danielle: SIDEWAYS BOAT!
Aw, they love each other. NOW PUSH HIM IN THE WATER
HANDS DOWN BEST ACTOR: DOG.
Danielle: The dog probably has a name too.
Aw, poor wee Jacob. Don’t be sad, you’ll go on to rule the island one day.
Are you commandeering his ship?
YOU KILLEED HIM. HE SAVEDED YOU. HE SAVEDED YOU? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
Danielle: RUM FOR EVERYONE!
“Captain Blunt’s ship.” Danielle: Hmmm. Captain Blunt. *hysterical laughter from all.* That’s great on so many levels.
HE TOUCHED HIM AND IT’S EVERWHERE! Danielle: That’s not sanitary.
SEVEN YEARS LATER HOLY MATRIMONY!
ANDREW! SQUEAL
You’re too tall to be Napoleon.
Your accents changed Jacob.
OH GOD IT’S PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN. ALP is Orlando Bloom and this chick is Keira Knightly!
Nice hair. I bet it’s longer than mine right now.
Misty: Definitely longer than mine
That must be a really important jacket.
Danielle: Here we are, back on the island of rocks and trees.
DAMN That’s elaborate.
Hippies. Hippies.
Why is she blonde now? She was red before.
Danielle: Chicken. EGGS. Man boobs.
Misty: PEYOTE!
ALL THE DRUG REFERENCES.
DRAW A HAPPY LITTLE TREE! DRAW A HAPPY LITTLE TREE BOB ROSS!
A dining table. And chairs.
Danielle: Legit chairs.
Misty: I want those.
Danielle: I love that it’s been seven years and there aren’t any more children.
Andrew, I likes your magics.
Jacob you are entirely too amused.
Danielle: She escaped!
Me: ESCA-PE! ESCA-PE!
Danielle: Swim Lassie swim!
Danielle: Andrew’s getting his ass kicked. ooh let’s hope that’s just water. Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.
Don’t go into the woods! THE SMOKE MONSTER!
Rage.
Okay that’s not sounding like fighting anymore.
Danielle: Awkward.
Danielle: Wait you need to stir…..Stir bitch stir!
Me: And make a sandwich while your at it!
ROUSSEAU?! EVERYBODY ON LOST IS HERE!
Danielle: She’s going to have Chase’s baby.
Somebody got bored.
Danielle: Well seven years what are you gonna do?
Me: That’s an entire LOST series.
Where did she get make up?
Danielle: It’s dirt.
Me: It’s on her face. It’s like eyeliner.
Danielle: It’s dirt. SEVEN YEARS.
Nice sandals.
That’s a lot of gunpowder. What are they going to blow up?
Maybe they were going to blow up the polar bears?
Danielle: Why would be blow up polar bears?
Me: Is that the same ox?
Danielle: Told you she was going to have Chase’s babies. They have nothing else to do.
“I only ever saw Blunt……pickles.” MUNCHIES anyone?
Danielle: No, don’t have his babies, he’s not as cute.
“Hello”
Me: Marco!
Danielle: Polo!
DON’T SHOOT NAMA TI TI!
Where did the candles come from?
Yes please just stare at him. COME ON MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL.
Danielle: Emo Fritz.
Just have a three-way and get it over with.
Danielle: That’s not flirting, that’s rude.
Danielle: NO MEANS NO. NONE FOR YOU.
I vote girl and Nama Ti Ti. None for the white boys just….
Misty: GET SOME
BAD PIRATES. Bad.
Danielle: You’ve already spent seven years on an island. I think you should be done.
Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me. (I’d go swimming with him.)
All dressed and no where to go.
Are we all just going to wear coins now? Is that how it is? It’s like the man uniform or something?
SMOKE MONSTER
Where’d they get the wine?
Danielle: I think they made it.
Me: Out of —- never mind stupid question.
Danielle: Out of wild bacon. Wild Bacon Wine.
Me: We should trademark that.
ALL THE RECOGNITION!
OH LET THE WOMAN HUG HER SON
He’s totally shell-shocked.
“Why does he torment us?” Just for fun. Funsies.
Danielle: Mr. Pickles looks scared.
OH OH PROTECT YOUR MOMMY GOOD BOY
OH GOD FIRST LEVEL OF DONKEY KONG FLASHBACKS
WEEEW NAMA TI TI TO THE RESCUE
Hey the blood’s rushing to my head!
Misty: Shut the hell up and die already.
No, don’t be sad.
Danielle: I love that the fire just magically went out.
Me: Yer a wizurd Jake.
Go hug your mommy.
You can’t stay on the island? Don’t be Jack!
Danielle: There must be a lot of rum.
Well that doesn’t look right.
“Look with your heart, not with your eyes.” Hard to do when it’s in your ribcage. Just FYI.
AW HE STILL HAS THE DOLL!!!!!! T_T
….”study…” Danielle: Have babies.
Well someone wears the pants in that relationship and it isn’t him.
Misty: She’ll have him whipped in no time.
That boat is just awkward. I’M ON A BOAT.
Danielle: CREDITS IT’S A MIRACLE WE MADE IT
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