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I will eat more leaves than I should.
And then other giraffes may die.
(via crisconovoselic)
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Pet Store Trip
- Dad: Went to pet store to buy fish. Got little giraffe instead. He is on treadmill now
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Warning. Don't take on an empty stomach and only one tiny little drop at a time otherwise the experience might burst your shriveled up little heart. Got it?. 
