Source: nickthejam
Source: mysteriouss-skin
That’s just the trouble with me, I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it. - Alice In Wonderland
Source: readwithurheart
Abby: Okay, I’m a girl in a bar, tell me I look nice.
Connor: You look nice.
Abby: Make it more personal.
Connor: I personally feel you look nice.
Abby: A compliment, be more specific.
Connor: Well, you’ve got lovely legs and fantastic…
Abby: Er, not that specific, er, small talk, flirty just not too flirty. Yeah?
Connor: I’ve seen you here before haven’t I?
Abby: Oh, that’s good.
Connor: Your glass is empty, let me get you another.
Abby: I’ll have a mojito please.
Connor: Two mojito’s coming up. Barman! Who do you think would win in a fight between Wolverine and Spiderman?
Abby: I said flirty, not nerdy.Primeval; Season 1 Episode 6
Would have worked on me.
Source: fuckyeahconnorabby
After all these years do you not instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note.
Source: hgijohbnbgfgkb
Warning. Don't take on an empty stomach and only one tiny little drop at a time otherwise the experience might burst your shriveled up little heart. Got it?. 
